Columbia, Mo
At some point yesterday I realized that I had signed off with “thanks for riding along” but didn’t actually telling you HOW you could ride along. Are you ready? Ok, you are going to need a small bar stool (the kitchen kind, not the bar kind) and an oscillating fan.
Place the stool and the fan about 3 feet from each other and climb onto the bar stool. Be sure both legs are resting on the stool and not touching the ground. (Boots on the ground affect both gas mileage and the life of a boot.) Now turn the oscillating fan on 85 MPH. (You are travelling 75 MPH into a 10 MPH headwind.) Now sit there for 10 hours.
What will you think about? What will go thru your head?
Well, here is a small sample from my 10 hr ride…
Today I covered 512 miles. Most of that was spent in the state of Kansas fighting a cross wind, strong odors, and boredom. The last part was done in the dark with a nearly full moon. I pretended God had left the dome light on.
I used ear plugs for most of the day. This cut down the wind noise and improved my singing. I had a few songs get stuck in my head… The Kansas song “all we are is dust in the wind”. Chris Rice’s “Go light the world.” “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” and the Casting Crown’s song “Somewhere in the middle” which seemed extremely appropriate!
I then wrote my own song and put it to an acoustical beat. The main lyrics are “with every revolution towards you… I get further from me”. It needs some work, but the context is meant to be that the closer we get to God, the further we get from the person we thought we were…
How about this for a trivia note? If you travel 78 miles per hour for 20.7 miles, you can get all 99 bottles of beer off the wall. I know. I had never actually done that before… it does take a while.
On not one, but two occasions, the trooper in the westbound lane spun around in the median and pulled over the guy in front of me.
On not one, but two occasions, I had a conversation with men at the gas station as they stood next to my bike and drooled. Both claimed they were once avid riders, but have since gotten married. I did not suggest they may have married the wrong woman.
Ellis, Kansas is the site of Walter P Chrysler’s boyhood home. If I lived in Ellis, Kansas I would have invent a way out as well…
I rode over THE very first 8 miles of our nation’s interstate system. It was bumpy.
I best close, we have another 10 hrs on the bar stool…
Geoff Glibbery









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