York, Nebraska.
This morning I woke up partially naked and surrounded by corn. It’s true. Somewhere between the moon being over Arby’s and the moon being over the China Buffett, I woke up covered in sweat. I adjusted my sleepwear accordingly and went back to bed. A bit later into that lunar cycle I fumbled over to the window unit to see why it was so hot. After some trial and error, I was able to figure out that the window unit was mislabeled – A/C was in fact Heat and Heat was in fact A/C.
And the corn thing… well, my hotel just happens to be surrounded by hundreds of miles of corn (maybe thousands I don’t know).
So let’s get back to the morning…
Every morning I shower. And every morning I get out of the shower to a fogged up mirror. I know I am not the only one. It has happened to you. Now, there are lots of ways to clear the mirror…. A back and forth motion east to west, an up and down motion north to south, the Zorro motion, or even the anal-retentive Zamboni motion, it is endless… Now I, on the other hand, have been using a unique and very personal method since last year.
I take my towel and I make one big swath from North to South. And then I make another swath from East to West. The mirror then reveals a cross (and me in my glory). I then look into that cross and say “You have been marked with the cross. You are a beloved child of God! “ Ohhh I’m sure you probably need to be ordained to say stuff like that, but I do it anyway.
What I don’t do (very often) is take multiple showers in the same day; but yesterday I was covered in Nebraska. So I took a shower before I walked to dinner… and naturally I cleared the mirror with a sign of the cross. Well you can imagine what happened this morning. I pulled back the shower curtain and the mirror was all fogged up – however, the image of the cross was still in the middle of the mirror!
You know how they usually tell you “don’t try this at home”, well, you can… it’s quite easy and you can leave all kinds of messages!
I started thinking about how many hotels I have stayed in all over the country… and how many crosses have appeared to random strangers the next morning. I wonder what they were thinking… I once heard Pastor Amy say “Preach the gospel. And when necessary – use words.” Do you think this is what she was talking about?
Geoff Glibbery
